All about how cool I am
I'm a digital content manager and creator from the United States living in Hamburg, Germany where I work in marketing at facelift brand building technologies GmbH. I'm also the creator of and editor for Languages Around the Globe, a language, culture, and linguistics blog that covers a myriad of super cool languagey topics.
I am so very, very cool. See?

Cool stuff I do
The Internet is a terrifying place, but it is far cooler for my presence: I do things like this, which makes the world a much cooler place.All the cool jobs I do
- Unicorn Wrangler
- Languagey Blogger
- Contentomancer
- Space Cactus Trimmer
Some very cool things I've said:
I am admittedly, not a soap expert nor a chemist. However, why is it that we can make sting-free soap/shampoo for children and have it *not* be the default composition for everyone? Adults have eyes too. Literal #showerthoughts
— Brian 📚 LATG (@languages_globe) November 19, 2022
I wonder if this is my last tweet.